The 8 wonders of the world of Sasy from "The legends of Sasy": 1.The secret substance (highly addictive) The legend says that king sasy and his helper lala started off in search of the lost world of the so called world of FATLANTIS. Their journey started when lala found an ancient book at the bottom the sea of grado a mythological sea which is said to have contained most of lala's swimsuits as she strangely lost weight and her swimsuits during her summers due to the magical powers of the water. The two were able to translate the ancient writings and found out about an incredible and illegal substance but the name of the substance was never mentioned as it was kept secret by the dictator kate moss who kept fatlantis enslaved for all these years. Our two heros found out that the lost world was situated under the temple of DIETUS the god of the diet. This was like hell on earth for our two fe'ess. They hadn't expected it but knew that they had to find the substance to free the world of fatlantis.

Early the next morning...No wait it was early afternoon as they slept till 2 our two heroes prepared the food for their journey and they had muffins, enza's secret panini, sushi, kebab and lots of Belgian chocolate brought for them by their Belgian "strange eye" friend emily our two heroes entered the temple of dietus and there the god of diet was waiting for them. It was a giant gym bicycle that spitted out pills to loose weight. What could they do to defeat this creature of hell? The two looked in the eyes took a step back and started running backwards. What the monster saw was two gigantic fat asses running towards him. Lala fell while running but bounced off the ground and onto the monster. She then started doing the fetty dance shaking her ass to the left and to the right. The bike screamed "OVERLOAD OVERLOAD" the monster then bursted. It had been defeated but they had now to open a secret diet cookie door. Sasy sprinkled some sugar and took out some milk. They sat down. What were they up to?

Well the two started eating the door while they put on some killers music...But felt there was something missing something they once knew but had sort of forgotten. It was more like if they were kept away from that something...They then walked through the door and into fatlantis. It was terrible everyone was skinny and the scenario was desert like. There were big empty canyons and no vegetation...This was not what fatlantis was supposed to be! Far away they could see an enormous palace and moans from the people of fatlantis. Before they started walking they ate because they were hungry just at the idea of walking so much. After 6 hours (5:55 eating and 5 minutes walking) they reached the palace and there encountered kate moss. Sasy felt attracted to her but knew that she was evil. So he grabbed the muffins and threw them at her to blind her then they ran their fe esses over her as she screamed spells involving healthy food at them. Eventually kate moss slowly died...HOORAY

Kate moss then transformed herself in a blue crystal which the book said had to be placed in the mouth of the statue of king lipid...A poem had to be read out while doing this so that the secret substance could come back...Our two heroes read it out aloud: "You are so sweet, You are so good, Please come back to us, and give us some food" and from the top of mount milka came down a waterfall of brown liquid, it was NUTELLA THE SECRET SUBSTANCE. It started flowing back in the empty canyons and in a few seconds fatlantis came back to life... Everyone cheered and for 7 days and 7 nights the bakeries of all fatlantis baked massive panini and everyone ate pane e nutella...Kids swam in the rivers of nutella and everyone got back to their round fe shape. Kate moss had been defeated and lala and sasy were offered to become king and queen of fatlantis. They stayed there for a bit but then had to leave for an island in the pacific...What are they up to now?

to be continued....

                                                                                      Author-Sasa Ralic

<3 LaLa & MaX <3

I feel pretty,
Oh, so pretty,
I feel pretty and witty and bright!
And I pity
Any girl who isn't me tonight.

I feel charming,
Oh, so charming
It's alarming how charming I feel!
And so pretty
That I hardly can believe I'm real.

See the pretty girl in that mirror there:
Who can that attractive girl be?
Such a pretty face,
Such a pretty dress,
Such a pretty smile,
Such a pretty me!

I feel stunning
And entrancing,
Feel like running and dancing for joy,
For I'm loved
By a pretty wonderful boy!

HaPpY NeW YeAr 2005!!!

PartyFra, EmyBus, LalaFer

xoxo

LaLa